Give the perfect gift – carbon neutral farts forever!
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Personalise the certificate
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We plant them a tree
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Their farts are offset for life!
Looking for a funny, feel-good gift?
Buy someone a Carbon Fartprint Gift Certificate and you’ll offset their farts for a lifetime.
We plant you a tree for every Carbon Fartprint gift certificate.
It’s funny, quick & easy to send + together we’re saving the planet!
3 Easy Steps
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Think of a farty friend, family member or pet
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Send them a personalised gift certificate
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We’ll plant a tree to offset their farts forever
Award that special someone guilt free farts forever!
Do you have a loud and proud loved one who lets rip? Gift them a lifetime of guilt free farting!
Do you know a famously flatulent friend? Room clearing work colleague? Give them this hilarious and planet saving gift!
Maybe you have a pal whose pet parps? Does Rover clear the room? You can offset those farts now!
Help save the planet with this feel-good and funny gift!
The bottom line? A tree gets planted in our rewilding planting of native trees in Scotland!
Carbon Fartprint Gift Certificates
- You personalise the gift certificate
- We plant them a tree in Scotland
- They get their farts offset forever!
Carbon Fartprint Gift Certificates
- You personalise the gift certificate
- We plant them a tree in Scotland
- They get their farts offset forever
Family Certificate £20
Loud and proud loved one who lets rip? Gift them a lifetime of guilt free farting!
Friend Certificate £20
Got a famously flatulent friend? Room clearing work colleague? Gift them this hilarious but valid offset!
Pet Certificate £20
Got a pal whose pet parps? Does Rover clear the room? Help save the planet with this feel-good gift!
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It's that time of year again, where we deck the halls with boughs of holly and brace ourselves for the inevitable consequence of holiday feasting – the not-so-silent night of festive flatulence. If you have a famous farter in your life (you know who you are, Uncle...
Fart of the Year 2023
Welcome to the highly anticipated "Fart of the Year" poll for 2023! We have gathered three exceptional contenders vying for the prestigious title. First up, we have the "Long, Loud, and Obnoxious Fart." This bold and attention-grabbing contender knows how to make an...
Carbon Footprint (Fartprint) Certificates: How They Work
Carbon Footprint (Fartprint) Certificates. What they are, how they work and why it's the funniest, greenest (probably) gift that you'll send! First things first: why offset farts by planting trees? By removing CO2 from the atmosphere and locking it up, trees help to...
The Perfect Carbon Neutral Gift!
We’re offset, are you?
What’s the science behind Carbon Fartprint? The science isn’t exact, but the bottom line is we’ll plant a tree for you which will offset a lifetime of farts.
The average air biscuit contains methane, carbon dioxide and other foul aromas contributing to global warming.
Letting rip a dozen times a day can have serious consequences. In an average life that equals 10 times your bodyweight in noxious nastiness!
Offset their personal emissions now with a Carbon Fartprint gift certificate.
We plant the tree, you get the laughs! It’s a feel-good gift that’s funny and good for the planet.
2023
Fart of the Year
Introducing the eagerly awaited 2023 Fart of the Year poll! We’ve brought together three exceptional contenders competing for the esteemed title.
1. Long, Loud, and Obnoxious Fart
2. Long Squeeze Fart
3. Short Bug Zapper Fart
Fart of the Year 2023
Welcome to the highly anticipated "Fart of the Year" poll for 2023! We have gathered three exceptional contenders vying for the prestigious title. First up, we have the "Long, Loud, and Obnoxious Fart." This bold and attention-grabbing contender knows how to make an...
CArbon neutral farts forever!
Latest tree planting
In our rewilding area in The Black Isle (Scotland, UK) we plant a tree for every Carbon Fartprint Gift Certificate purchased. One certificate bought = one tree planted = one person’s farts offset forever!
About Carbon Fartprint – The Bottom Line!
Our goal is to save the planet by offsetting as many malodorous personal emissions as we can.
We plant a tree for every Carbon Fartprint gift certificate purchased.
We are Experienced at
Offsetting Farting
We plant a tree for every gift certificate purchased at Carbon Fartprint. Your tree will be added to our rewilding planting of native trees in Scotland, UK
