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Deck the Halls and Clear the Air: Why Carbon Fartprint Certificates Make the Perfect Gift for the Famous Farter in Your Life!
It's that time of year again, where we deck the halls with boughs of holly and brace ourselves for the inevitable consequence of holiday feasting – the not-so-silent night of festive flatulence. If you have a famous farter in your life (you know who you are, Uncle...
Fart of the Year 2023
Welcome to the highly anticipated "Fart of the Year" poll for 2023! We have gathered three exceptional contenders vying for the prestigious title. First up, we have the "Long, Loud, and Obnoxious Fart." This bold and attention-grabbing contender knows how to make an...
Carbon Footprint (Fartprint) Certificates: How They Work
Carbon Footprint (Fartprint) Certificates. What they are, how they work and why it's the funniest, greenest (probably) gift that you'll send! First things first: why offset farts by planting trees? By removing CO2 from the atmosphere and locking it up, trees help to...
The Gas-tastic Comedy Show: Why Farts Are Always Funny
If you've ever been caught in a fit of uncontrollable laughter because of a well-timed toot, you're not alone. Farts, the natural bodily function that's both amusing and universal, have an inexplicable power to tickle our funny bones. Let's dive into the hilarious...
Dad Farts: A Symphony of Gas and Giggles
Ah, dad farts – the hilarious and occasionally embarrassing soundtrack of our family life. If you're a parent or have a dad who's a certified flatulence virtuoso, you'll know that dad farts deserve their own spotlight in the annals of comedic history. So, grab your...
Roland the Farter: The Medieval Flatulist
Roland the Farter, known by various names in historical records such as Roland le Fartere, Roulandus le Fartere, Rollandus le Pettus, or Roland le Petour, was a unique figure in twelfth-century England. He earned his keep as a jester for King Henry II and was granted...
The Science Behind Tree Planting: A Green Solution to Offset Carbon Emissions
In the battle against rising carbon emissions and climate change, tree planting has emerged as a formidable ally. It's not just about throwing seeds into the soil; there's a fascinating science behind how trees absorb and store carbon dioxide. In this blog post, we'll...
How Tree Planting Can Leaf a Greener World
In a world filled with carbon emissions and global warming, one green solution stands tall: tree planting! Planting trees not only reduces our carbon footprint but also provides us with the perfect excuse to sprinkle some humour into our quest for a greener planet....
Woofy Windbreakers: Unmasking the Mysteries of Dog Farts!
Alright, folks, let's talk about a subject that's both hilarious and stinky – dog farts! We all know our furry friends have mastered the art of crop-dusting, leaving us to ponder the wonders of their culinary choices. Fear not, dear readers, for in this blog post,...
Unraveling the Science Behind Farting: Unveiling the Gas That Emerges
Unraveling the Science Behind Farting: Unveiling the Gas That Emerges Farting, commonly known as passing gas or breaking wind, may bring on some chuckles and blushes, but it is a natural bodily function deserving of scientific exploration. In this article, we delve...
Tree Planting (Warning: No Humour…)
Tree planting is a critical and effective measure to combat the ongoing environmental crises and ultimately save the planet. As the world faces escalating issues such as climate change, deforestation, and biodiversity loss, trees emerge as one of the most powerful...
Le Pétomane: The Flatulance Virtuoso
Meet Le Pétomane: Unraveling the Bizarre Legacy of the Flatulence Virtuoso In the annals of peculiar historical figures, there exist characters whose legacies transcend conventional norms and leave an indelible mark on the pages of history. One such enigmatic...
Mr Methane: The World’s Only Performing Flatulist
Meet Mr. Methane: The Fascinating World of Musical Flatulence In the realm of bizarre talents, there are few that can match the extraordinary skills of Mr. Methane, the world-renowned performer who has taken the art of musical flatulence to new heights. Yes, you read...
Take Time to Smell the Farts
One of the simpler laws of physics must surely state: The linear nature of time requires regular interruption via intense bursts of juvenile hilarity and all accompanying aromas, otherwise, within a blink of an eye, you become a proverbial boring old fart yourself....
Yoga Farts
There is a very old saying in India; ‘If the brain and belly are healthy then a man is wealthy; meaning; when your mind is at peace and there is nothing ailing your stomach, then you are fit and calm’.Accordingly, we have embraced the Pawanamuktasana, - Yogic...
Smelling Farts is Good for You
There is a growing body of evidence suggesting that sniffing farts can have some serious health benefits (not least being the joy of unbridled laughter).Hydrogen sulphide, the gas that gives flatulence its repulsive smell of rotten eggs, can help reduce the risk of...
Infamous Farters
A flatulist, fartist, professional farter or simply farter is an entertainer often associated with flatulence-related humor, whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner. History There are a number of scattered...
Flatulence Humour
Flatulence humor, or flatulence humour, (more commonly known as Fart humor) refers to any type of joke, practical joke device, or other off-color humor related to flatulence.Although it is likely that flatulence humor has long been considered funny in cultures that...
