Fart of the Year 2023

Welcome to the highly anticipated “Fart of the Year” poll for 2023! We have gathered three exceptional contenders vying for the prestigious title.

First up, we have the “Long, Loud, and Obnoxious Fart.” This bold and attention-grabbing contender knows how to make an entrance. Its thunderous sound echoes through the room, leaving no doubt about its presence. Heads turn, and laughter ensues as it asserts its dominance in the flatulence arena.

1. Long, Loud, and Obnoxious Fart

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Next, we encounter the “Long Squeeze Fart.” This sophisticated competitor showcases finesse and control. With a gradual release, it captivates the audience with anticipation, building suspense until the grand finale. Its elongated nature and consistent intensity make it a true crowd-pleaser.

2. Long Squeeze Fart

by Anon | Fart of the Year 2023

Finally, we have the “Short Bug Zapper Fart.” Despite its brevity, this sneaky contender packs a surprising punch. Comparable to the quick zap of an electric bug zapper, it leaves everyone amused and wondering what just occurred.

3. Short Bug Zapper Fart

by Anon | Fart of the Year 2023

Now, it’s time for you, the audience, to cast your vote! Which fart will reign supreme as the “Fart of the Year” for 2023? Cast your ballots and let the best flatulence win! Remember, this lighthearted poll is all in good fun, celebrating the uniqueness of human nature and the joy of sharing laughter together.

What is your Fart of the Year 2023?

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