Give the perfect gift – carbon neutral farts forever!

 

 

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1.

Personalise the certificate

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2.

We plant them a tree

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3.

Their farts are offset for life!

Looking for a funny, feel-good gift?

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Buy someone a Carbon Fartprint Gift Certificate and you’ll offset their farts for a lifetime.

We plant you a tree for every Carbon Fartprint gift certificate.

It’s funny, quick & easy to send + together we’re saving the planet!

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Photo of a framed Carbon Fartprint Certificate to offset those Dad farts
A photo of grandad happy that his farts are offset with his Carbon Fartprint Certificate delivered straight to his iPad

3 Easy Steps

01.

Think of a farty friend, family member or pet

02.

Send them a personalised gift certificate

03.

We’ll plant a tree to offset their farts forever

Award that special someone guilt free farts forever!

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Do you have a loud and proud loved one who lets rip? Gift them a lifetime of guilt free farting!

Do you know a famously flatulent friend? Room clearing work colleague? Give them this hilarious and planet saving gift!

Maybe you have a pal whose pet parps? Does Rover clear the room? You can offset those farts now!

Help save the planet with this feel-good and funny gift!

The bottom line? A tree gets planted in our rewilding planting of native trees in Scotland!

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Carbon Fartprint Gift Certificates

  1. You personalise the gift certificate
  2. We plant them a tree in Scotland
  3. They get their farts offset forever!

Carbon Fartprint Gift Certificates

  1. You personalise the gift certificate
  2. We plant them a tree in Scotland
  3. They get their farts offset forever

Family Certificate £20

Loud and proud loved one who lets rip? Gift them a lifetime of guilt free farting!

Friend Certificate £20

Got a famously flatulent friend? Room clearing work colleague? Gift them this hilarious but valid offset!

Pet Certificate £20

Got a pal whose pet parps? Does Rover clear the room? Help save the planet with this feel-good gift!

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Roland the Farter: The Medieval Flatulist

Roland the Farter: The Medieval Flatulist

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The Perfect Carbon Neutral Gift!

We’re offset, are you?

What’s the science behind Carbon Fartprint? The science isn’t exact, but the bottom line is we’ll plant a tree for you which will offset a lifetime of farts.

The average air biscuit contains methane, carbon dioxide and other foul aromas contributing to global warming.

Letting rip a dozen times a day can have serious consequences. In an average life that equals 10 times your bodyweight in noxious nastiness!

Offset their personal emissions now with a Carbon Fartprint gift certificate.

We plant the tree, you get the laughs! It’s a feel-good gift that’s funny and good for the planet.

2023

Fart of the Year

Introducing the eagerly awaited 2023 Fart of the Year poll!  We’ve brought together three exceptional contenders competing for the esteemed title.

1. Long, Loud, and Obnoxious Fart

by Anon | Fart of the Year 2023

2. Long Squeeze Fart

by Anon | Fart of the Year 2023

3. Short Bug Zapper Fart

by Anon | Fart of the Year 2023

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CArbon neutral farts forever!

Latest tree planting

In our rewilding area in The Black Isle (Scotland, UK) we plant a tree for every Carbon Fartprint Gift Certificate purchased. One certificate bought = one tree planted = one person’s farts offset forever!

About Carbon Fartprint – The Bottom Line!

Our goal is to save the planet by offsetting as many malodorous personal emissions as we can.

We plant a tree for every Carbon Fartprint gift certificate purchased.

We are Experienced at

Offsetting Farting

We plant a tree for every gift certificate purchased at Carbon Fartprint. Your tree will be added to our rewilding planting of native trees in Scotland, UK

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